I wonder if the new Rocky movie coming out soon goes by the old formula of having Rocky fight one of America's enemies. If so, they could have started filming it during the Iraq war, and then later dub in "Iran" for "Iraq" in time for the next war.

"I will beat Rocky for the glory of IraNNNNNNNNN"

"Rocky, you can't lose to this chump from IraNNNNNNN"

That's convenient, isn't it? In fact, I think that's why we're going to Iran next. If we were to start fighting Saudi Arabia, they would have had to reshoot the whole movie. We have to keep our propoganda films ON SCHEDULE, dammit.

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It seems there's a new book coming out on Presidential doodling - what they drew on their notepads during meetings and stuff like that. I don't care what they doodled while they were President. My theory on presidential doodling is that George W. Bush was the guy who drew all the big dicks in my eighth grade history textbook. I don't think he would do that now, but if one of his current doodles contains the words "turn to Page 74" you can bet he was having a drug-induced flashback.